英语讲故事比赛

joke
On the first day of the school year,little Bob comes to school.His sister,Amy is in Grade Two and brings him to his classroom,then she leaves.He comes in and sees sixteen boys and fifteen girls.
It’s eight o’clock and class begins.Mr White comes in.He tells the class to stand up and say,”Good morning,sir！to him.He comes to Bob and says,”What’s your name,pleas?Bob.”says Bob.”You should say‘sir’when you speak to the teacher.””Ok,my name is Sir！1.
Are They Worn Out?No,"growled the quartermaster,"you can't have a new pair of shoes.The pair you have aren't worn out.
Not worn out,"cried the recruit,"Why,if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails.
还没穿破？“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。“没穿破，”新兵叫道：“为什么？如果我踩到一个一角硬币，我可以知道踩着的那面是公还是字。2.Sunset
Father:This is the sunset my daughter painted.She studied painting abroad,you know.
Friend:Ah,that accounts for it!I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。3.A Great Man
Teacher:Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student:Of course.He must be a great man,for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。4.Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
Look,"said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!Yes,"said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures.
父亲在哪儿？兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。5.THREE PEOPLE
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谁有2分钟左右可以讲完的英语小短文？

joke On the first day of the school year,little Bob comes to school.His sister,Amy is in Grade Two and brings him to his classroom,then she leaves.He comes in and sees sixteen boys and fifteen girls.It’s eight o’clock and class begins.Mr White comes in.He tells the class to stand up and say,”Good morning,sir！to him.He comes to Bob and says,”What’s your name,pleas?Bob.”says Bob.”You should say‘sir’when you speak to the teacher.””Ok,my name is Sir！1.Are They Worn Out?No,"growled the quartermaster,"you can't have a new pair of shoes.The pair you have aren't worn out.""Not worn out,"cried the recruit,"Why,if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."还没穿破？“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。“没穿破，”新兵叫道：“为什么？如果我踩到一个一角硬币，我可以知道踩着的那面是公还是字。2.Sunset Father:This is the sunset my daughter painted.She studied painting abroad,you know.Friend:Ah,that accounts for it!I never saw a sunset like that in this country.日落 父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。朋友：啊，怪不得！我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。3.A Great Man Teacher:Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student:Of course.He must be a great man,for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。4.Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look,"said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!Yes,"said the younger,"but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children.Where is the father?The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained,"Obviously he was painting the pictures."父亲在哪儿？兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。5.THREE PEOPLE A man visiting a...

六年级2分钟英语演讲稿

Once there was a man named Jim,who let his dog out to relieve himself late one night.He watched some TV,and then remembered to let the dog back in.When he opened the door,he was shocked at what he saw!In his dog's mouth was his neighbor's cat,dead!Bad dog!BAD DOG!said the panicked man.He took the cat away and looked at it.He couldn't bring himself to tell his neighbor what happened,so he decided to clean it up and leave it on the neighbour's porch.He took the cat into the bathroom and washed off all the blood and dirt.It took him forever.He had to wash it four times to get it all cleaned.He brushed it's beautiful white fur as he blow dried it,and put it's collar back on.Since it was so dark,he snuck into the neighbor's yard,and laid the cat down on the porch,in front of the door.The next day,he was on his way to the car to go to work and his neighbor was outside."Hi,"he said."Hi,"replied Jim,nervously.His neighbor said,"something weird happened last night.""Oh yeah?What's that,"asked Jim,sweating now."Well,my cat died yesterday,and we buried him,and this morning he was lying on my front porch!从前有一个叫吉姆的人，一天晚上他让狗在外面放风。他看了一会电视，然后记起来应让狗进来。后当他打开门，他被他所看到吓到了！在他的狗的嘴里是他的邻居家猫，死了！“坏狗！坏狗！吉姆惊慌失措地说到。他把猫拿下来并看着它。他不能让自己告诉他的邻居发生了什么，所以他决定把猫清理干净并将它放在了邻居的门廊。他带猫到浴室洗掉了所有的血迹和泥。他不得不洗了四次才把猫洗干净。他把猫刷的如白裘一样美丽并给它吹干，并把它的项圈套上。由于天黑，他悄悄地溜进邻居家的院子并把猫放在了门前的门廊上。第二天，他要开车去上班，他的邻居在外面。“嗨”邻居说。“嗨”吉姆非常担心地回答。他的邻居说“昨天晚上发生了奇怪的事”“哦是吗？怎么了？吉姆问到，现在已经出汗了。“嗯，我的猫昨天死了，我们埋葬了它，今天早晨他躺在我门前的门廊上了！

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1.游戏中在主画面ctrl+shift+c(推荐在主画面菜单)
然后：boolProp testingCheatsEnabled true
接着，点击你小人的所有属性栏(需求、技能、关系等)向右拉，所有的属性就会增加或减少(人物关系要两个人都拉才是双边关系)。2.按shift+点击小人或邻居，会出现出现多个有趣选项。3.同样，shift+点击物品，也会出现很多有趣的选项。4.在渴望的图标上按住ctrl，鼠标左键点击：手动刷新需求/恐惧，强行达成你的需求/恐惧！(自动加分/减分)
大家快去试试吧。按住shift键点你的人物.隐藏菜单出来了！要弄隐藏物品，选择“更多”->spawn->tombstone of L and D就会原地蹦出一个墓碑石，点一下就可以选择了，不过全是英文的，大家应该都可以理解。其中就有造小孩，造婴儿，造老头，杀人，拉在场的任何人进入家族.你问怎么跟死神嘿咻？最简单的就是先选择spawn->杀人机器Rodney's Death Creator,随便杀一个你家族的成员，死神就跑来了，然后用Tombstone of L and D拉他进家族
在创造新家庭的时候输入这个秘籍，会可以选择游戏中的所有服饰，异型之类的样子及游戏中的所有NPC服装，发型.
Spawn->Rodney's Death Creator:让使用者选择被杀的方式.(电死，烧死，淹死,卫星砸死，苍蝇叮死etc)
Spawn->Tombstone of L and D:让使用者怀上任何人的孩子(和催生器一样)，加速成长在人物关系的绿色关系上直接用鼠标往右拉：增进感情，往左拉：感情恶化(单方面的，如果你把所有人拉到100对方还是0的话，第二天会接到无数人的电话告诉你友情恶化)
在渴望的图标上按住ctrl，鼠标左键点击：手动刷新需求/恐惧(就是俗称的洗牌，重新生成所有的渴望/恐惧)
在单独的渴望/恐惧上按住ctrl+鼠标左键点击：强行达成你的需求/恐惧！(自动加分/减分)
在人物的技能/兴趣/性格/需求上按住鼠标拉可以手动更改->需求全满，兴趣全满，技能全满etc(这下可以做一个所有性格都是最差的SIMS了！在创造新家庭的菜单上，创建第一个SIMS之前：按住shift+N：激活所有服饰/发型->这下可以直接选择社交兔宝宝，将军服，死神袍，宇航员服，骷髅作为初始服装。有一件服装是“无”，选择以后就是一个漂浮的头
在任何的物品上按住shift+鼠标左键：激活隐藏操作，比如说把马桶调成最脏，方便故事制作
Chance Card Tester,可以看各职业的随机事件答案
Paul's Reaction Tester 让小人做出各种动作
Scenario Tester 改变小人期望
Tom's clothing的那个东西就是像之前simcat发的那个衣柜补丁一样
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